Monday, November 26, 2012

here be my christmas list

Wishlists:
Think Geek
ModCloth
Amazon
BodyArtForms

Pretty much ANYTHING from
Gypsy Warrior
Clothing Size L
Shoe Size 8 (I DO NOT wear heels but wedges are fine)
I DO NOT wear animal print stuff...that crap is fugly.

Giftcards for
Victoria's Secret
Aeropostale
Ulta
Sephora
Urban Outfitters
Rugged Wearhouse
Target
Amazon
Think Geek
Visa Giftcard/Cash

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The One Where I'm Chandler Bing...

I hate Thanksgiving.  Not just a little bit, a whole lot.  I hate the food, I hate football, I hate hearing people talking about Black Friday, I hate having to behave myself, and you know, that whole genocide thing was kind of a drag too.  I have never ever liked Thanksgiving.   At least on Christmas you get rewarded with presents for enduring your family for a few hours.  On Thanksgiving all you get is indigestion (that is if you eat the food, which I do not).  My Thanksgiving feasts typically consist of green beans, a roll, and mashed potatoes. Then for dessert I eat whichever cake has the most alcoholic content and pray for a slight buzz.  Turkey is gross, stuffing is disgusting, cranberry should only be in juice form, and what is up with yams? I yam serious, I don't understand them!  (See what I did there? I'm so punny!) 

The only thing worse than shopping for Christmas presents is listening to people talk about shopping for Christmas presents and that is exactly what people like to do on Thanksgiving.  Just thinking about Black Friday gives me hives.  #1 I have social anxiety, #2 I kind of hate people, especially people I don't know, #3 I am claustrophobic, #4 I have never in my entire life NEEDED something so desperately that I would trample another human being to get it, #5 THE INTERNET HAS BETTER SALES ANYWAY, WTF ARE YOU DOING?

My favorite part of Thanksgiving is FRIENDS, yes, the TV show.  They had a Thanksgiving episode each year and they are always the most hysterical episodes ever.  My favorite is "The One With All The Thanksgivings".  Go watch it, it's the best.  I always marathon all the Thanksgiving episodes of the seasons that I own the week of Thanksgiving and drink wine and stare into my Christmas lights to make myself slightly less crazed by all the upcoming hooplah.

Anyway I am about to be crazy busy the entire rest of the week so I want to wish everyone a HAPPY TURKEY SLAUGHTER DAY because even if I hate Thanksgiving, I PROBABLY don't hate you.

Monday, November 5, 2012

A brief and friendly reminder...



If you haven't voted yet then PLEASE don't forget to get out there tomorrow and VOTE!!!

Also if you live in a stupid state where you can't buy alcohol on Election Day, don't forget to buy your booze tonight so you can handle the celebration/devastation of the outcome depending on your choice of party.

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